Oscar Wilde once quipped that to elope is cowardly: āItās running away from
danger,ā he said. āAnd danger is so rare in modern life.ā Not eloping means
meeting the in-laws and extended family of your belovedāwhich can be
dangerousāso why not get wed on the Web? Take the basicsāa service,
for instance. For mix-and-match ideas for a non-religious ceremony go to
www.netins.net/showcase/wedding/indexx.htm. Or why not reuse the vows of
American soap opera stars as listed at www.stl-online.net/days/vows.html.
Need a ring? At www.theknot.com, thereās a āwedding ring finderā, not to
mention loads of other advice that you could otherwise only find in expensive
bridal magazinesāsuch as the relative merits of bateau and mandarin
necklines. Best to head straight to the message boards and click on ābitching
postā, where messages with titles like āIām a bride, not a travel agentā will
make you grateful to be a modem away from your in-laws.
Smart couples will opt for electronic wedding invites, available on
www.bluemountain.com/eng/wedding/. The best bit is that they allow your guests
to respond to the RSVP with a simple click. Unless, that is, youāre looking to
avoid guests altogether and just have a cyberwedding. Some see it as an
extension of the old system of marriage by proxy. Apparently Napoleon Bonaparte
married Marie-Louise of Austria that way, before they had even met.
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At www.weweb.com/marrymeonline/html/body_get_married.html you can pledge
your undying faith across the Net, complete with Mendelssohnian muzak. Although
not all cyberweddings are legally binding, take a look at
bluejuice.com/cyberlove/legal.html to read about one that was. The great news is
that even if none of the guests you invite shows up, they will all be able to
buy you the perfect giftā thanks to www.weddingnetwork.com, allegedly the
worldās largest online bridal registry. Who says the big day has to be
stressful?