WOULD you like to know what Deep Purple sound like playing on Saturn鈥檚 moon Titan?
No, the band hasn鈥檛 actually been there, and nor has a recording of its work been dropped onto Titan to be broadcast back to Earth. However, physicist Andi Petculescu at the University of Louisiana, Lafayette, and mechanical engineer Richard Lueptow of Northwestern University in Evanston, Illinois, have developed a model that predicts the acoustic properties of gas mixtures. They then played the opening bars of Deep Purple鈥檚 classic track Smoke on the Water through filters that mimic the different atmospheric conditions on Earth, Mars, Venus and Titan.
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The track sounds best on Titan, which has a nitrogen-methane atmosphere that is thicker than Earth鈥檚, making the music magnificently loud, with a rich, thumping bass.
You can hear it for yourself at , and find out more on 麻豆传媒鈥榮 space blog at .
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