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Feedback: Return of nominative determinism

The last nominative determinism stories, salads of gizzards and his chestnuts, Australian graduates in outer space, and more

Feedback: Return of nominative determinism
(Image: Paul McDevitt)
Feedback: Return of nominative determinism
(Image: Paul McDevitt)

Return of nominative determinism

READERS new to Feedback may be unaware of our attempts over the years to expand humanity’s understanding of nominative determinism – the phenomenon, first identified in this column, in which people’s names appear to have determined their choice of work. The pig researcher named Alex Hogg is an example (bit.ly/AlexHogg), as is the paper on incontinence in the British Journal of Urology by A. J. Splatt and D. Weedon, which started the whole thing off ()

So many examples have been reported by readers over the years, that we have frequently banned the topic, only to rescind the ban when a particularly interesting example arrived.

And here we go again, by way of welcoming 2013, and spurred on by the discovery that nominative determinism among scientists is not limited to the English language. We refer to an about the work of and colleagues on diseases in Alaskan bird populations – ’o𲹳 being French for a bird, of course. Vive la déterminisme nominative.

This, in turn, makes it impossible for us not to give in to Marc Smith-Evans’s request that we mention The Guardian newspaper’s report on the wonderful taken by, among others, S. Haddock.

And, oh dear, here’s another one we can’t resist. John Ponsonby sends us a flier from the Manchester Cruising Association trailing its annual general meeting, to be followed at 8 pm by a lecture on the Manchester Ship Canal by Sue Grimditch.

“The canal is indeed a grim ditch,” John asserts.

Meanwhile, Daniel Berwick writes apologetically to tell us that according to the BBC online news, is “chair of water science and policy at the UNESCO Centre”.

Lastly – and we really do mean it – Phil Adams notes that World Bank consultant Cheryl Cashin was prominently involved in an of public health financing.

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“We hire helium” it says in the window of a party shop photographed by Tim Humphries. “How much do they charge if we fail to return it?” he asks.

鶹ý for six-year-olds

AWW! Cute! Flavio Antonietti sends a page from Sid’s Pet Rat, a “phonics” reading book for 6-year-olds, featuring a character, presumably a female relative of Sid’s, with a copy of 鶹ý.

“Is this part of a subliminal advertising campaign?” he asks. However, we are not aware of any contact with writer Jeanne Willis or illustrator Jess Mikhail – if either of you is reading this, do say “hi”.

We were prompted to check the on 鶹ý. Sadly, it lacks the section present on many other Wiki pages that lists . Even more sadly, the seem to discourage us from editing our own entry.

We remember that 鶹ý featured prominently in the 1965 film The Ipcress File, as reader Duncan Simpson once wrote to remind us (22 November 1997). Far be it for us to suggest that readers may like to supply Wikipedia with the details of this or any other 鶹ý appearances.

First swap for astrology and astronomy

IN OUR last issue (22/29 December 2012) we reported Glyn Glover’s suggestion that, since they so often get confused, astrologers and astronomers should “get together and agree on a name swap”.

Before this story even went to press, The Guardian pre-emptively kicked off proceedings on 10 December by describing TV astronomer Patrick Moore, who died on 9 December, as an “astrologer”. The paper’s Corrections and Clarifications column the following day.

Salad of gizzards, sir?

SINCE Anglo-Saxons, especially the English ones, are famous for their inability, or refusal, to learn other languages, it ill-behoves us to mock the efforts of non-English speakers to learn our tongue. Despite this, we can’t help sympathising with Richard Green and his party on their holiday in the Dordogne area of France.

They ate in a restaurant in the town of Bergerac where the first item on the “English” version of the menu was “Salad of Gizzards and His Chestnuts”.

Richard said that none of the party felt brave enough to order this, “so what it really was remains a mystery”.

Which cut side up?

FOLLOWING the recipe for baking sweet cinnamon biscuits in the Grandma’s Kitchen collection of “treasured desserts”, Charles Croll made a 15-inch long roll and, as directed, cut the roll into one-and-a-half-inch slices. The recipe then told him to “arrange the slices, cut side up, in a prepared baking pan”.

All of the cut sides? Charles wonders how this is physically possible. So does Feedback. Any ideas, readers?

Alumni from Mars

LAST year’s online form to nominate people for an alumnus award from the Australian National University advised: “To be eligible for consideration the nominee must be a graduate of The Australian National University (ANU) living in Australia or overseas.”

Deirdre Tronson wondered: where else might they live?

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