
How many ducks in a row?
NEW technology may require, or at least inspire, new units. Thus Samuel Merchant proposes that āthe āduckā now seems to be the unit of choice for 3D printing costsā. He sends a selfie taken at last yearās exhibition āā at Londonās Design Museum, next to a graph showing that 3D printing of plastic bath ducks was cheaper than injection-moulding for runs of 400 ducks or fewer. By coincidence, Samuel was wearing a duck T-shirt.
Feedback looks forward to seeing a 3D printer large enough to churn out blue whales ā and baths big enough to float them.
On a recent trip to Malawi, Malcolm White was startled to find a stiff paper bag in a hotel bathroom labelled with the request to insert oneās āSanity Towelā for disposal
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Elephants branch out
TALKING of units, a steady stream of readers have developed the concept of the elephant as unit. Bearing in mind NASAās problems with unit mix ups, Ian Bradley asks whether the unit is based on African or Asian elephants.
Pachyderms can measure more than just mass and force. Nick Lake quotes 7 Days, a free newspaper in the United Arab Emirates, describing the Bloodhound SSC, which is being built to attempt a land speed record. Its air brakes are, apparently, āequivalent in drag to a large elephantā. So, Nick says, āwe can add coefficient of drag to mass and force. As for elephants in dragā¦ā
Pachyderm pressure at heel
FURTHER, Feedbackās piling system has thrown up John Gavaās mention of a Sydney Morning Herald on life in the Mariana Trench, at a pressure of 1125 kilograms per square centimetre, āabout the same as being stepped on by an elephant wearing high-heeled shoesā. By our calculations, taking a male African elephant to be standard, at 5000 kg, and ignoring buoyancy, he would have to be balancing on four moderate heels of just over 1 cm2 each.
Less elephantine
SOMEHOW the above discussion feels related to Martin Savageās suggestion that we need a subdivision of the unit: the milliphant.
Kettle comparisons
FEEDBACK does understand that people are more able to grasp the significance of numbers that are related to their experience. So when Bob Dowdeswell alerted us to astrophysicist Carol Mundell telling BBC TV that the amount of radiation from the sun at the surface of comet ISON was āequivalent to about 3000 fast-boiling kettles per square metreā we rather approved.
Her comparison was certainly more sensible than Feedbackās tongue-in-cheek use of the kettle unit, with a supercomputer equivalent to 6 million kettles (6 July 2013). We still have to solve the problem of the difference between European and US kettles.
Below-average numeracy
THE BBC, Mike Moore observes, isnāt universally blessed with the ability to detect numbers that smell wrong, or olfactorithmetic (21 December 2013). On 9 December, referring to a study on gender bias in science subjects, it the Institute of Physics finding āthat nearly half of the co-educational state-funded schools we looked at are actually doing worse than averageā, quoting curriculum and diversity manager Clare Thomson. Feedback refers the honourable gentlepeople to the definitions of āmeanā and āmedianā averages. Peter Main, IoP director of education and science, tells us this was ātaken out of context, rather unfortunately, by the BBCā.
Tea trees not that tree
BEWARE the web. Feedback searched for ātea treeā, came up with the Australian Melaleuca alternifolia and assumed it was introduced to New Zealand (16 November 2013). Jonathan Wood implores: āPlease never mistake an Australian member of the Myrtle family with New Zealandās.ā Those are the Manuka or red tea tree (Leptospermum scoparium) and the KÄnuka or white tea tree (Kunzea ericoides) ā although Jonathan laments that āKiwis can almost never tell these apartā and love to fell them.
Magical manuka mantra
WHEREAS the Australian tea tree is favoured by ānatural remedyā fans as a fierce antiseptic, honey from Manuka flowers is tasty and credited with many things. We find asking ā?ā and we respond: āany headline expressed as a question begs the answer āNOā.ā
The right tea tree
AND how should we feel about Ann Parkinsonās evidence that our tea-tree confusion is shared? She was invited to an āAustralian version of a Maori ³óÄå²Ō²µ¾±ā, a feast cooked on hot stones in a pit. āThe keen cook, an Australian, was busily layering lots of branches of the Australian tea tree around the food to be cooked⦠My protests were brushed aside.ā
Ann invites us to imagine the flavours. We are trying to forget.
Your parcel of light
FINALLY, a UK delivery company informed Edward Parker it had ā1 item: Total weight 0.000kgā. āThat,ā he says, āwill be the anti-gravity machine I ordered last week.ā