
directed by Anthony and Joe Russo
HALFWAY through Anthony and Joe Russoās Avengers: Endgame, Tony Stark knocks together a time machine. He is out to stop Thanos, a villain whose solution to the universeās resource shortages has been to wipe out half of all life.
Stopping Thanos wonāt be easy, since the film ā the capstone to 21 interconnected movies in the Marvel cinematic universe ā opens with him having already achieved his goal. Many favourite characters are already dead.
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Resetting past narratives is a hard trick to pull off, as the deceased Bobby Ewing discovered when he stepped out of his shower in 1986, erasing two whole seasons of ¶Ł²¹±ō±ō²¹²õās soapy story arc.
On the face of it, you would think sci-fi franchises ought to have an easier time of it. The world of the X-Men draws to a close this year with two films, Dark Phoenix and The New Mutants. The franchiseās constant, piecemeal reinventions have been sloppy, though surprisingly faithful to the even sloppier logic of the comic books.
By way of compensation, we have had the ravages of passing time embodied by the unageing, unkillable and ever more lonely figure of Wolverine, played with true pathos by Hugh Jackman.
From the BBCās intermittently mind-bending Doctor Who to the gobsmackingly weird last act of the Battlestar Galactica retread, it is clear that you can tell truths about time, age, mortality, loss and regret in playful ways without ever resorting to a science book. I wish someone had pointed this out to Star Trek, notorious for being the franchise where overblown pop-science goes to die.
ā·”²Ō»å²µ²¹³¾±šās hokey time travel works better by colliding two chunks of utter nonsense at high narrative speedā
Since The Next Generation, Star Trek has been saddled with a science bible that almost makes sense. Einsteinās equations do allow for time machines. Physicist Kip Thorneās space-time wormholes do permit the retrograde transmission of information. Still, the time machines arenāt remotely buildable, the messages you can send from the future say virtually nothing, and the more you cite real science, the more you invite responses that begin āYes, butā¦ā or āI think youāll findā¦ā
Avengers: ·”²Ō»å²µ²¹³¾±šās hokey time travel works far better, I reckon, by colliding two chunks of utter nonsense at high narrative speed. Take one master thief (the always affable Paul Rudd as Ant-Man), give him a suit that lets him shrink small enough to enter āthe quantum realmā, point out (correctly) that at this scale time and space donāt mean a whole lot, and hey presto, you have yourself a franchise-sized Get Out of Jail Free machine powered entirely by flimflam. Viewers canāt cavil, because there is no science to be had here ā not since 1899, anyway.
That was the year physicist Max Planck evolved a model of the physical universe that relied upon ratios (which are timeless and universally true) rather than measurements (which depend upon who is making the ruler). In Planckās universe, the speed of light, the electromagnetic wave function and the gravitational constant all have a value of 1. From this, you can work out the shortest distance imaginable ā the point at which the terms āhereā or āthereā cease to have meaning.
In a space smaller than the Planck length squared, information canāt exist. This is why a single photon entering a black hole increases the area of the holeās event horizon by 10-66 square centimetres ā as the ever-modest Ant-Man doesnāt say.
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āThe events of the world do not form an orderly queue, like the English,ā writes this most erudite theoretical physicist. āThey crowd around chaotically, like Italians.ā

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Simon Ings is a culture editor at Āé¶¹“«Ć½. His latest novel is The Smoke (Gollancz)