
BACK in the 20th century, āthe futureā meant flying cars and food pills. Now, the future is all about brain uploads.
The idea is that, one day, we will be able to convert all our memories and thoughts into hyper-advanced software programs. Once the human brain can run on a computer ā or maybe even on a giant robot ā we will evade death forever. Sounds cooler than a flying car, right? Wrong. If they ever exist, uploads will be hell.
Advertisement
Fantasies about uploaded brains are nothing new. William Gibson wrote about them some 35 years ago in his cyberpunk classic Neuromancer, in which people could upload themselves into cyberspace; and almost a century ago, back in 1923, E. V. Odle published a novel called
In recent decades, however, scientists and philosophers have also started to take a serious interest in the idea of digital versions of brains. Massive research undertakings like the Project aim to āsimulateā the human brain in software. And Future of Humanity Institute and his colleagues explore how future societies should deal ethically with uploaded minds.
There are plenty of medical applications for a brain simulation. Doctors could use it to model diseases or to test therapies. Neurologists could probe it to understand how thought emerges from cellular activity.
This isnāt what people like Googleās director of engineering Ray Kurzweil want, though. As he has said in multiple places, .
Letās take Kurzweil seriously and assume that eventually a person ā letās call him Boris ā will scan his own brain and convert it to the format suitable for running in approved devices.
Now Borisās brain can live forever inside some kind of virtual world like Minecraft, which looks and feels to him like reality. That means his entire universe is dependent on people or companies who run or manage servers, such as Amazon Web Services, to survive.
āUploading your brain sounds cooler than a flying car, right? Wrong. If they ever exist, uploads will be hellā
Boris is going to be subjected to software updates that could alter his perceptions, and he might not be able to remember his favourite movie unless he pays a licensing fee.
That isnāt the only possible pitfall. Somebody could duplicate Boris and make two armies of Borises fight each other for supremacy. Or, as Iain M. Banks suggested in his 2010 novel Surface Detail, a nasty political regime might create a virtual hell full of devils who torture Borisās brain for his sins.
Many other things could also happen if Borisās brain got stuck inside a robot. He could be reprogrammed as a street cleaner, forced to mop Liverpoolās gutters for weeks without respite, or turned into assembly line arms for a factory that builds Tesla cars.
After all that, is Boris really himself anymore? There is a Borisesque piece of software that might āliveā for a long time, but is it really a continuation of Boris the person or a completely different entity that has some of Borisās ideas and memories? And what kind of rights does Borisās uploaded brain have? He might become the property of whoever owns the server that runs him.
Becoming an upload wonāt allow Boris to live forever. Instead, Boris will die with his body, and a copy of Borisās brain will be stored on a piece of technology. That technology will subject virtual Boris to all the same problems that befall our mobile devices ā except instead of awkward autocorrect incidents happening in text messages, the equivalent will happen inside Borisās mind.
Oh and, of course, technology decays and dies, so immortality isnāt guaranteed. So why would anyone want to be uploaded?
I think it is because uploading still offers hope that we might end the worst forms of human suffering. In his 2017 novel Walkaway, Cory Doctorow describes a future in which a vicious war rages between the haves and have-nots. But when a group of underground scientists creates the first brain upload, there is a chance that the war will finally end because death is no longer a threat.
Uploads are also a solution to war in The Clockwork Man. In that story, men have been uploaded to the clockwork reality because they kept trying to destroy the real world with endless combat.
Uploads may offer a dream of peace, but they also threaten us with a future in which our minds can be manipulated as easily as a Facebook algorithm. Like the flying car, the brain upload is a nifty idea that will cause far more problems than it solves.
Annaleeās week
What Iām reading
David C. Catlingās Astrobiology: A very short introduction is helping me figure out how to build an atmosphere.
What Iām watching
The Witcher, which has an inexplicable plot that revolves around demons and shirtless men.
What Iām working on
Inventing a planet for my next novel.
- This column appears monthly. Up next week: James Wong