JOHN LYDON’S trailer for his swim-with-the-sharks TV programme is brilliant: he points out that hundreds more people die from accidents with toasters than from shark attacks, yet we do not go out and kill toasters. He catches the eye as well as the ear, because he is wearing camouflage – except that his camouflage is an ironic take on what the word used to mean. Its swirls of eye-blinding orange and other colours light up the screen.
With a bit of luck, patience and an excellent visual memory you could probably find the exact pattern in DPM’s nearly 1000 pages of…
