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Oral sex and US presidents

14 January 2009

The wondrousness of flower essences

GRADE A gobbledegook is available for the reading pleasure of connoisseurs, thanks to the alertness of John Meyer, at – home of Australian Bush Flower Essences. Curiously, the company is based in British Columbia, Canada. Presumably, exotic Australian things are doubly exotic there.

We have space only for a small sample of the wondrousness: “When an Essence is ingested or absorbed through the skin, it is assimilated into the blood stream. Then it settles midway between the circulatory and nervous systems. There, an electromagnetic current is created by the polarity of the two systems.…

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