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Grand Unified Fruitloop Theory

24 February 2010

YET more fruitloopery arrives in our inbox as Pranav Lal alerts us to Scalar Wave Lasers – though it may be unfair to judge the product entirely by the first testimonial on : “My vision of healing with the sacred union of light, color and vibration is now manifest.”

What do the promoters themselves have to say about scalar waves? Apparently, they are “revolutionary neutral waves of energy. They do not have polarity and therefore do not travel in a linear fashion from past to present.” Er, maybe.

You can try to heal yourself with them at a cost of a…

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