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Feedback: Why smoke in the kitchen could leave your goose cooked

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18 December 2018

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Paul McDevitt

Nested dishes

TURKEYS may vote for Christmas, but what about canaries? Festive-minded Robert Campbell recently purchased a couple of roasting dishes from Lidl. The attached notes warn him not to “overheat your cooking utensils, so as to avoid smoke which can be dangerous for small animals (e.g. birds) with especially sensitive respiratory systems. We recommend not keeping birds in the kitchen!”.

Robert says he was unaware that kitchens were off limits for birds, while Feedback wonders why it is up to the vendors of kitchenware to raise awareness of this danger and not, say, the vendors of small birds.…

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