Âé¶¹´«Ã½

Feedback: In case of emergency, make mine a latte

is our weekly column of bizarre stories, implausible advertising claims, confusing instructions and more

24 April 2019

St Bernard dog

Paul McDevitt

Magic beans

IT IS the kind of futuristic horror story that might lurk within a Cormac McCarthy novel. A post-apocalyptic landscape ravaged by radiation and three-eyed fish. No coffee.

That last, at least, could be the fate of citizens of Switzerland, whose government has in preparation for disaster, on the coarse grounds that “coffee … is not essential for life”.

Feedback is practically shaking with rage. And caffeine withdrawal. But mostly rage. Has nobody informed them that the only planet in the solar system that contains life is also the only one…

Sign up to our weekly newsletter

Receive a weekly dose of discovery in your inbox. We'll also keep you up to date with Âé¶¹´«Ã½ events and special offers.

Sign up

To continue reading, today with our introductory offers

or

Existing subscribers

Sign in to your account
Piano Exit Overlay Banner Mobile Piano Exit Overlay Banner Desktop