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Feedback's top tips for self-isolation

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25 March 2020

Keep your distance

Feedback’s time has finally come. For years we have sat in a small, dark room, shunning contact with the outside world. An elaborate system of pulleys and pigeons brings us everything we need to survive and, most importantly, produce this column.

Now, we hear on the pulley-lines that this lifestyle is encouraged by governments and healthcare professionals to help slow the spread of covid-19. So for those of you unaccustomed to a life of self isolation here are a few tips:

No. 1 Learn to hula-hoop. This will help you maintain a distance of at least 1…

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