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The last word

25 September 1999

Saucy stuff

Question: What’s the best way of getting ketchup out of the bottle without
breaking the bottle or splattering the sauce? And how does it work?

Answer: If my memory serves me correctly Ogden Nash had something to say
about tackling tomato sauce: “You shake and shake and shake the bottle, first
none comes, then the lot’ll.”

Ralph Berman, Brushgrove

New South Wales

Different versions of this poem were sent to us from around the world, but we
were unable to find it in any of Ogden Nash’s books. When we contacted Nash’s
granddaughter, Frances R. Smith of Baltimore,…

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